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Title Item Number Five

Rating NC-17

Word Count 1,558

Summary During a makeout session, it comes to Kurt’s attention that his boyfriend might be a bit more well-endowed than he previously though.

Notes threepwillow wanted hung!Blaine-or-Kurt on the 1SM and I wanted to write porn as a gifty to my lovely beta suchalilyofthevalley now that she’s happily gainfully employed and I wanted to write something instead of wanking about spoilers so, this happened. Slightly silly and awkward, and well, aren’t first times always like that? IDK, I’ve been on pain meds for the two week long migraine I’ve been stuck with and wanted to write but couldn’t write anything serious. Which brings us to this fic.

( Kurt’s hands are tangled in Blaine’s hair and they’re horizontal on Kurt’s bed for the third time ever and Kurt really wishes they’d figured this out because the end of summer is looming and they could have been doing this for months. )

( Also, I threw together the rest of my 1SM fills and tumblr drabbles I never posted to LJ here, totaling about 3500 words, check the headers there before reading )

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Title Neon Lights and Waiting Papers

Rating NC-17

Word Count 8,686

Series Summary AU in which Blaine is four years older than Kurt and therefore they never meet at Dalton. Kurt ends up at OSU instead of in NYC, where Blaine is a grad-student-turned-professor, and also the object of Kurt’s crushing his sophomore and junior years.

Fic Summary Who says spring break in the cold of Canada can’t be fun? It is when you barely leave your hotel room. (To Blaine’s dismay, Kurt makes him leave more than he’d like.) Sequel to Willing To Take The Risk, Not Quite, & Expressive Qualities, which should be read before this, it picks up right where those left off.

Notes Thanks to suchalilyofthevalley, my lovely beta, and the LTB girls who poked at me until I finished this. Also thanks to nymasquerade and s-t-a-r-sleeper who were my own personal French translators. Title shamelessly stolen from Hiding My Heart by Brandi Carlile. (Also hello husband! Love you!)

LJ // AO3 // Masterpost 

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Title: trying to get away (into the night) 
Rating: R 
Word Count: 15,255

 Series Summary: AU set in the 1980s. Dalton doesn’t exist, Blaine transfers to McKinley, and Rachel and Kurt help him figure out who he really is, complete with a cheestastic soundtrack. A season two rewrite with all that in mind. 

Summary: It’s 1989 and Dalton doesn’t exist. Kurt and Blaine are the resident gay couple at McKinley and trying to pave a road out of Lima their senior year of high school. A series of vignettes set during the second half of Kurt and Blaine’s senior year. (Sequel to Children, Behave and Watch How You Play)

Thank yous: To suchalilyofthevalley and shia_labeouf, my betas to whom I’m eternally grateful. They listened to my whining and cheered me on and most importantly, helped me get my shit together when I needed it. This would be ten times worse without the two of them. To aelora, starnova, and seeclarity, who have better memories of the 80s than I do and allowed me to pick their brains, and to vivaceburi who asked the age old question, “What did people wear in the 80s?” To Katy Perry, without whom the second to last scene wouldn’t exist and by extension, this fic because whole thing was built around that (and I can’t believe I just thanked Katy Perry in my notes, oh my god). To my wonderful artist, artsnletters, who I’m declaring the unofficial rockstar of this big bang. She not only took on three prompts, one days before the deadline, but when her hard drive failed with hours to go, she started all over again like a champ and produced some of the most awesome art ever, and then came back around and asked if I wanted some more. I lead an artsnletters appreciation life. Finally, to anyone who stuck with me through each part of this trilogy. The 80s are over, but I suppose there’s still the 90s for someone to tackle. (By which I mean: someone other than me.)

Masterpost /// Art Masterpost /// Soundtrack

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Title Expressive Qualities

Rating NC-17

Word Count 12,837

Warnings Do we warn for facefucking and rimming? That. Also, a teeny bit of angst, but I promise I make them happy again. Unlike some people.

Series Summary AU in which Blaine is four years older than Kurt and therefore they never meet at Dalton. Kurt ends up at OSU instead of in NYC, where Blaine is a grad-student-turned-professor, and also the object of Kurt’s crushing his sophomore and junior years.

Fic Summary The aftermath of a New Year’s hookup. Will Kurt be able to survive a quarter dating Blaine while also sitting through his lectures three times a week? Will Finn blab their relationship status to the whole College of Music? Will someone walk in on Kurt and Blaine in a compromising position in Blaine’s office? Will Kurt’s plans to move to New York after graduation be crushed? (Spoilers: at least some of these things are true.) Sequel to Willing To Take The Risk & Not Quite, which should be read before this, it picks up right where those left off.

Notes Thanks to suchalilyofthevalley, my beta, who is amazing and talks me through the insane amount of garbage in my head.

( LJ Part 1 & Part 2 // AO3 // Masterpost )

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Title Not Quite

Rating NC-17

Word Count 6,284

Warnings Implied Infidelity (OMC), fantasizing about another person while in a relationship (Blaine), guilt about both (Blaine) - but hey! There’s a happy ending! ;)

Summary Halfway through Kurt’s report of the numerous times Finn attempted to burn down the kitchen, something occurred to him. He could fall in love with this boy, Blaine thought. He would if Kurt would let him. Not quite now. Not when he was an emotional wreck, that wouldn’t be fair to anyone, but – soon. Companion piece to Willing To Take The Risk, which should be read before this. AKA, PROFESSOR FIC SEQUEL.

Notes First of all, serious thanks for anyone who left me lovely feedback on Willing To Take The Risk, especially since LJ was dying when it was posted - parts of this story have been floating around in my head for over a decade, so the fact that you all loved it just makes me happy. A proper sequel is coming, but smashedpeaches asked for Blaine’s point of view, and the best beta ever, suchalilyofthevalley, helped me make something more of this than the 1500 word ‘Blaine-jerking-off’ ficlet I had planned.

( LJ / AO3 / Masterpost )

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Title Willing To Take The Risk

Author whenidance

Rating NC-17

Warnings Student/Teacher relationship (both over the age of 18)

Summary AU in which Blaine is four years older than Kurt and therefore they never meet at Dalton. Kurt ends up at OSU instead of in NYC, where Blaine is a grad-student-turned-professor, and also the object of Kurt’s crushing his sophomore and junior years.

Notes This is for happyinchintz72 and hazyjayne, who declared they needed ALL the teacher!Blaine AUs, and the best beta ever, suchalilyofthevalley, who puts up with my self loathing and general crankiness. Title shamelessly stolen from Adele’s He Won’t Go, which has nothing to do with the tone of this at all, I just liked the line. Okay, was going to try to post directly to tumblr as well as the general consensus is LJ still sucks even though it’s currently working for me - tumblr isn’t putting my paragraph breaks in though and I don’t have time right now to throw them in. TECHNOLOGY, YOU ARE SO FAIL.

THIS IS NOW UP ON AO3, THANK YOU SO MUCH CARRIE FOR THE INVITE CODE <3